This war is one which is more deadly
Than nuclear ones for it is a medley
Of water (zero calories), negative calories (herbal tea)
And another relevant myth and mythology.
Will I lose weight by going to the gym?
Some say yea, some say nay, not thin
Permanently will you be, only till you keep going there
A bit like using Fair and Lovely. I’m tired of greens everywhere
On my plate, whether it is lunch or dinner. I never feel full
Only look it, alas. The stubborn scale smiles scornfully at me, gull.